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Saturday, October 3, 2009

Birthday Laziness

Blue is the new black.
(Well, blue WAS the new black. Now it's probably the old black.)
(Or the old blue.)
Chipotle is the new garlic.
Community college is the new high school.
Swine flu is the new Spanish flu.
China is the new America.
40 is the new 30. (We hope!)
Ahmadinejad is the new Saddam.
Ontogeny is the new phylogeny.
Thrift is the new indulgence.
Facebook is the new homeroom (see post of 5/11/09).
The iPhone is the new Rubik's Cube.
Cats are the new dogs.
"Fringe" is the new "X-Files."
Sanchez is the new Namath. (Fingers crossed.)
Random lists are the new cop-out blog entry.

Feel free to play along at home.
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  1. Janet WROctober 3, 2009 at 6:15 PM

    I won't today (play) but for my 57th birthday, I was told that your 50's was the new 30's. If that is true, then 40 must be the new 20's which means you have even more suffering ahead of you. I can only hope that 57 is 57.

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