Last night, we saw an ad for the cami secret, basically a Potemkin camisole that provides all the cleavage concealment of a traditional cami without all the rashes, blisters, and seeping wounds (we're guessing) caused by this most dangerous piece of lingerie.
Our world was rocked! At first, we were stunned by the technological ingenuity of the Cami Secret developers, who cracked the code of that most daunting of engineering challenges and crafted. . . the piece of cloth! 'Cause that's what the Cami Secret is, basically: a sort of bib that gets pinned to the bra straps for an adjustable boobie-concealing fit.
Then, however, we became troubled. Now, whenever we spy a camisole-wearing woman, we will wonder: Is she sporting a traditional cami? Or is she a lying whore? Our enquiring mind will need to know!
We expect to be getting slapped a lot over the next few weeks.
Lol! It reminds me of those fake squares of cloth that made you look like you were wearing a turtleneck under your shirt.
ReplyDeleteI think it's genius! Not all cleavage is acceptable at all times so you can tuck one of these in your purse and use as needed. BTW: Camis are a pain in the ass (to say the least!) and not user-friendly unless it's the only thing you are wearing. Camis under clothes are impractical and create the dreaded female "wedgie".....all of mine are folded neatly in my undie drawer.
ReplyDeleteY'know, catching up with your inspired posts after so long truly does make me smile. But really, is cleavage every TRULY inappropriate? It does brighten just about any social interaction provided one doesn't gaze too long and go blind (wasn't this the topic of a Seinfeld? "JERRY: Looking at a cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky.")
ReplyDeleteOne wonders what the ad's featured female was thinking when she bought such revealing clothing BEFORE purchasing CamiSecret. "Gee, this shirt IS awfully revealing, and might invite my co-workers to ogle inappropriately, but who can resist a top in just the right shade of kelly green!"
I assume I'll be getting slapped right along with you...
:-)
@JWR: I think you're referring to "dickies". 'Nuff said!