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Wednesday, November 24, 2010

Call Yourself a Mesozoic Killing Machine!

Alligators ought to be ashamed of themselves.


This morning, we overheard a commercial for the California Academy of Sciences. They have an albino alligator named Claude. Only for the Christmas season, they've renamed the little guy "Santa Claude." And that publicity photo makes him look just shamelessly adorable.



At least Claude lives alone. Check out this video, and imagine the crap that this poor fellow must have caught from his swampy brethren.

"Dude, that was a CAT! You EAT those things!"

Show some gator pride, fellas!

(Image from California Academy of Sciences)

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2 comments:

  1. AnonymousNovember 25, 2010 at 4:54 AM

    Properly done, cats can be delicious! I got this recipe from Martha Stewart's "Kittens in the Kitchen". First, take 10 cats, a bird, and 3 marmosets...

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  2. The SolipsistNovember 25, 2010 at 8:39 PM

    :-(

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