If a vampire bites a pregnant woman, would she give birth to a vampire baby? Or, since the woman would, presumably, stop aging, would the baby never be born? Pregnant for eternity. . . .That would suck. (Get it? Vampires? Suck?)
For that matter, if the woman sought an abortion, would the ultra-religious, pro-life crowd oppose it (because abortion is murder) or support it (because vampire babies are evil)? Or, would they let the pregnancy come to term and then drive a stake through the newborn's ticker?
Oh, and, Happy Memorial Day, everybody!
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