As we were eating our clown-themed fast-food restaurant breakfast sandwich this morning, we found ourselves troubled. Not by the fact that we were eating a breakfast sandwich from a clown-themed fast-food restaurant. No, we were confused by the proper orientation of our sandwich. Consisting of a sausage patty and melted cheese on a muffin, we couldn't tell which side was the "top." Was this a sausage sandwich with cheese on top, OR was it a cheese sandwich with a sausage "topping it off," in the same way that bacon tops off a cheeseburger? We took a bite out of the sandwich one way, then the other way. We couldn't figure out which way provided the best sandwiching experience. We sat and pondered our sandwich for some time, until it became far too cold to eat.
Now we're just hungry.
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