SOLIPSIST (On phone): Hel-lo!
WOS: Hi!
SOL: What's happening?
WOS: Nothing much. I just got back from the store. I got a bunch of food!
SOL: Great. What do you want to have for dinner?
WOS: Oh. . .well, I didn't really get "dinnery" food.
SOL: Oh. Um. . . OK. . . .So. . . ?
WOS: Like, I got you one of these Hickory-Farm type things? And it comes with some sausages and cheese and crackers, AND it has a cutting board and a little knife. It's really cute!
SOL: Well, cuteness IS a quality I value highly for in food.
WOS: Right?!? And I got you a GIANT Reese's cup.
SOL: OK.
WOS: And butterscotch pudding! They had this great deal! Like 24 pudding cups for $2.00!
SOL: That is a good price for pudding.
WOS: I KNOW!
SOL: OK, don't take this the wrong way? But I think I should go to the store with you from now on.
WOS: Yeah, that's probably a good idea.
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