(An addendum to yesterday's post.)
SOL: We can't eat Papa John's pizza.
WOS: OK. . . .We never really do.
SOL: I know, but now we can't eat it out of principle, not just because they make bad pizza.
WOS: Why?
SOL: Their CEO is threatening to raise the price of pizza and, more importantly, cut back on his workers' hours so that he won't have to pay for healthcare.
WOS: Jerk.
SOL: I know.
WOS: Anyway, Papa John's pizza is terrible.
SOL: Is it?
WOS: Yeah, don't you remember? We got it once. It was so bad even YOU didn't finish your pizza.
SOL: Oh, really? I don't remember, and-- Hey!
WOS: What?
SOL: What do you mean "EVEN YOU"? What are you insinuating?
WOS: I. . . Uh. . .
SOL: You're saying something about me! And eating things!
WOS: No! No, I. . . That is. . . Oh, look a cat!
SOL: Ooooh. . . Cat.
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