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Friday, January 25, 2013

Just Another Day at Solipsist Central--Workplace Edition

SOLIPSIST'S LACKEY: Since I'm not an English tutor, I need to ask a spelling question.

OTHER LACKEY OF SOLIPSIST: What?

SL: How do you spell 'douchebag'?

OLOS: What?

SL: It's for this thing I have to write for my teacher.

OLOS: You're calling your teacher a douchebag?!?

SL: No, it's a paper I'm writing.

OLOS: You want to use 'douchebag' in a paper?  Why?!?

SL: I'm saying that, if you want people to follow you, you need to be, like, sensitive to other people; in other words, don't be a douchebag.

OLOS: I don't think. . . . What class is this for anyway??

SL: Leadership.

All I can say is, he better not have been writing about me.

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