SOLIPSIST'S LACKEY: Since I'm not an English tutor, I need to ask a spelling question.
OTHER LACKEY OF SOLIPSIST: What?
SL: How do you spell 'douchebag'?
OLOS: What?
SL: It's for this thing I have to write for my teacher.
OLOS: You're calling your teacher a douchebag?!?
SL: No, it's a paper I'm writing.
OLOS: You want to use 'douchebag' in a paper? Why?!?
SL: I'm saying that, if you want people to follow you, you need to be, like, sensitive to other people; in other words, don't be a douchebag.
OLOS: I don't think. . . . What class is this for anyway??
SL: Leadership.
All I can say is, he better not have been writing about me.
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