We have now learned that the absolure WORST place to stand when a meteor hurtles across the sky is in front of a window. Of the hundreds of injuries suffered yesterday in Chelyabinsk, Russia, the vast majority consisted of cuts suffered when shockwaves from an exploding meteor shattered windows across the region.
So, y'know, if you're at work, and someone says, "Hey, Dude, there is a freakin' FIREBALL shooting across the sky!" you must under no circumstances go and check out the coolest thing you're likely ever to see in your life!
Like that's going to happen!
You realize of course what this means: METEORS ARE TRYING TO KILL US! They're like those spectacularly beautiful plants that lure insects into their maws by being all pretty and shit. They're basically the lanternfish of the cosmos.
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