And His IP Address is "Freely"

I realize that cybersecurity is no laughing matter, and I suppose I should be up in arms at the news that the Chinese military has once again unleashed its elite hacker unit upon targets far and wide.  Still, it's hard to get too worked up about this, particularly when you hear that US counterintelligence has been engaged in an all-out effort to thwart people with "names" like "UglyGorilla" and "SuperHard."  The best part?  UglyGorilla's real name, apparently, is Wang Dong!  So I guess UglyGorilla actually sounds comparatively imposing.