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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Publication Notice

Hello, Nation.

I'm off to NYC, where sidewalks are muggy and internet coverage is spotty.  (MOS really needs to become more technologically up-to-date.)  So I will be posting sporadically at best for the next couple of weeks.  If you find yourself needing a solipsistic fix, feel free to browse the archives.  There's over 1,500 posts there and, y'know, if you haven't read it, it's new to you!  As an added incentive, I have gone back and scattered randomly throughout the archive subtle hints about the secret location of a solid jade wombat, which I'm sure will fetch a pretty penny on eBay.  I personally have forgotten the wombat's location, so I'm counting on all of you.  Read carefully!

Talk to you soon.

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