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Tuesday, October 8, 2013

Wait, What Do You Teach?

Decisions, decisions, decisions. . . .

STUDENT: Mr. Solipsist, is "kissing" sex?

Only if you're doing it right.

Only if you're doing it wrong.

Only if you're twelve.

It depends what the meaning of "is" is.

Kissing what?

Is kissing sex what?

I am legally enjoined from answering that question.

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