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Thursday, November 26, 2015

In Which Happy Thanksgiving

On the one hand, I find it distasteful that Target will open its doors at 6:00 PM on Thanksgiving, and I think the superstore should be avoided today at all costs.  On the other hand, I really need a 24-pack of paper towels.  What to do, what to do. . .

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Pope Francis arrived in Kenya, and, in an official motorcade comprised of limousines and luxury SUVs, little Lord Humblepants rode along in a "little gray Honda."  The locals were shocked and, frankly, so am I.  When is this guy going to stop shilling for his Japanese corporate masters?!?

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1 comment:

  1. AnonymousNovember 27, 2015 at 1:19 AM

    In our area, several stores like Target, Winn-Dixie, etc. are open during the holiday.

    BUT their pharmacies are closed.

    So, if you need those towels... or a cookie... you're fine.

    But if you run out of your heart medicine..............................

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