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Thursday, February 18, 2010

Off the Top of Our Head (A Brief Post)

Potential opening for a novel:

When I was six years old, my father put on his hat and coat and walked out the front door after telling my mother that he was leaving and never coming back. Twenty minutes later, he returned from the corner store with cigarettes and a quart of milk. This was unexpected. My father did not smoke.

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