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Sunday, May 30, 2010

Fingernails II

We've discovered that, if we sit out back behind MOS' apartment building, we get a fairly decent signal from a public network. As we discovered this--literally, as we were connecting to that network--a New York pigeon christened our laptop. We choose to take this as a sign of good fortune. Because if we don't take it that way, then we were just shit on by a bird for no good reason. Stay tuned.

4 comments:

  1. I recommend waving the laptop around to "catch" the Internet waves flying through the air. It's sure to improve your connectivity. Being christened by an NYC pigeon is always a sign of good luck -- it could've hit you head and not your laptop!

    FOS

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  2. All you really need to do is pull up the floor of MOS apartment, and find the series of tubes that the internets are flowing through.

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  3. Oh, and tell MOS I said hi.

    COS

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  4. Rig your Laptop to do this:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUR3uAuZoLY

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