At Christmas, the President of the United States hangs candy canes on the White House Christmas tree. At Easter, children hunt for Easter eggs on the White House lawn. At Thanksgiving--and even at Iftar--a lavish feast is served in the White House dining room.
Our question, then, is this: Why don't you ever see the President wearing a costume on Halloween? He's too big for a little trick-or-treating?
If elected, we promise to dress up either as a banana or a cylon for our first White House Halloween. Thank you for your support.
Ceylon. Definitely.
ReplyDeleteI WOULD like to see you dressed as Ceylon!
ReplyDeleteThe President doesn't dress up for Halloween because he is a GROWN-UP, possibly the only one in Washington. GWB DID dress up for Halloween. He pretended to be normal.
Now, now, Anonymous, we'll not have commenters trashing the idiosyncratic spelling of other commenters. That's our job!
ReplyDeleteReally, JWR, "CEYLON"? If we were going to dress as a backwards country, you know we would go as Canada!