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SOLIPSIST: I have to do this online certification thing today.

WOS: Oh yeah?

SOL: Yeah.  The instructions say I should give myself four hours, but I can't imagine it's really going to take that long.

WOS: Probably not.

SOL: I mean, nothing takes me four hours.

WOS: Of course.

SOL: One time, someone told me to go on a four-hour walk, and I was done in two!

WOS: . . .

SOL: . . . .

WOS: I don't even know what you're talking about.

SOL: Oh.

WOS: I don't think you even know what you're talking about.

SOL: No, probably not.