"OK, so you have one cinammon dolce latte, one triple caramel macchiato, one peppermint latte, two pieces of very-berry coffee cake, and a blueberry muffin. Is that all?"
"'Is that all'? 'Is that all'?!? Isn't that enough?!? I just ordered, like, half a dozen things! I'm spending half my paycheck on overpriced coffee and pastries! What the hell else do you want from me?!? What, do I have to buy the CD of Indigo Girls cover songs featuring T-Bone Burnett and Michelle Ngedocello and-and-and-and a-a-a travel mug before you people leave me alone?!? Why don't you just slit my wrists and take my blood?!?"
"Um. . .So, that's all?"
"Yeah, that's all, thanks."
The things we do for love.
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