This morning, shortly after leaving for work, we looked down in horror and realized we had insufficiently stickered ourselves! Talk about feeling naked! (No, really, talk about feeling naked, Sloppists--especially you hot ones!) Utterly disoriented, we spun out of control, crashing the Slopmobile into a fence; the impact flung us from the car. Dazed but unhurt, we staggered through the first open door we came to. Turns out, we had serendipitously wrecked ourselves right in front of sticker distributorship! We didn't even have to pay! We just had to fill in some bubbles (we made a neat turkey-shaped pattern) on a sheet we received from an extremely old lady, give the sheet to an to an even-extremelier old lady, and receive our free sticker!
Sure, we would have preferred something with a duck on it (it being Tuesday and all), but still, stickerless beggars can't be choosers.
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Seen on the Yahoo! News feed: In new book, Bush says he considered replacing Cheney. He was going to do it, too, but Cheney decided it wasn't a good idea.
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It wasn't easy, was it.
ReplyDelete"Nobody ever lost a dime underestimating the intelligence of the American people."-H.L. Menken
ReplyDelete"The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity"-Harlan Ellison
True; Christine O'Donnell lost, but she GOT 40% OF THE VOTE!
Sharon Engle got 45%!
RAND PAUL WON!
In Florida it looks like the bigggest crook in recent years (and walking scumbag) Rick Scott may actually become governor (and even if not, got 50% of the vote!)
Marco Rubio, who wants to repeal Roe v. Wade... and ALL Government programs, won because he "Understands the poor!?!?"
Okay, I guess we DO have to vote... but it's nothing to be PROUD of!
@JWR: "Easy" is not a word that comes to mind when voting in California.
ReplyDelete@Anonymous: Glad to see you're doing your civic duty.