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Tuesday, November 24, 2009
Heavy Questions (A Brief Post)
What do professional golfers do when they retire? Sell insurance?
They become doctors.
ReplyDeleteYeah, that would have been a better line. We were under serious time pressure.
ReplyDeleteI think what the actually do do is sell controlled-calorie, scheduled-delivery meal plans.
ReplyDeleteI think they go on to sell ugly clothes.
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