Be All That You Can Be--and Then Some

We saw an unnerving photograph on the front page of today's Times:



Now, as the Solipsist lives in something of a glass house--through the windows of which one can spy him in all his overweight glory--we hesitate to cast aspersions on anyone's lack of physical fitness. Furthermore, for all we know, this picture was snapped just after this particular young lady had finished a triathlon. Nevertheless, we cannot help but feel the Times, in the interest of national security, should have withheld publication: This could, after all, be construed as providing aid and comfort to our enemies.