In an effort to quench the insatiable thirst for all things Gordon Ramsay, the superstar chef today announced the launch of The Ramsay Network (contact your cable provider for details).
In addition to rebroadcasting episodes of "Hell's Kitchen," "Master Chef," "Kitchen Nightmares"" (the British and American versions), and "The F-Word," the new network will also feature original fare, including:
"Two-and-a-Half Ramsays" (Comedy): Hilarity ensues when Ramsay's brother (Jon Cryer) comes to live with the debauched master chef.
"Mad Ramsays" (Drama): A penetrating drama about the chain-smoking, martini-guzzling, sous-chef shagging restaurant world of the early-1960s.
"Fraggle Kitchen" (children): Ramsay and some knockoff muppets run around and do stuff.
"Who Wants to be an Epicure" (Game show)
"Live with Ramsay and Rachael" (Talk): Rachael Ray joins Gordon on this morning show that will harness enough overexposed synergy to power a small midwestern city.
"America's Next Top Ramsay" (Reality): On this Simon Cowell produced extravaganza, young hopefuls will compete to become the next annoyingly ubiquitous television presence.
It'll be a hit!!! Lol!
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