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Sunday, July 17, 2011

Ginger Attack!

Former News Corp executive Rebekah Brooks, who resigned her position on Friday, has been arrested in connection with the ongoing phone-hacking scandal in Britain.

If she avoids jail time, we have some advice about her next career move: Forget publishing! Instead, she should get together with Shaun White,

the guy from Simply Red,

and Alexei Lalas circa 1990.

They should form a Viking-themed death-metal band and go around the world creeping the hell out of audiences everywhere.

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